So far today, I have researched:
- Scotch (the drink)
- Billy Joel
- Bösendorfer pianos
I don't even have a boyfriend.
As might be assumed from the fact that about two weeks ago, I spent a half-hour or so trying to ascertain a reasonable, ball-park rate for a rent boy who makes housecalls. (Fact-checking that story also led me into some research on the gay porn industry and -- bizarrely -- custom-built refrigerators.)
Also in December: breeds of roses, recipes for red velvet cake, and military tour/leave policies.
I suppose it could be worse.
I could be editing murder mysteries.